Wednesday, September 19
Ahoy, mateys!
Just vast shout out to all ye scurvy dogs, imploring ye to celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate day. Yes, a made-up holiday, but a funny one! You see, I have already run out of pirate-talk, but I don't doubt you may do a great deal better than me. Or at least have a noggin of rum or make somebody laugh when you share the news about Pirate Day. And ye had better, or I'll make ye walk the plank! Now, where's me parrot?
2 comments:
I would never succeed as a pirate; for one, I would hate the smell of the other stinky pirates; for two there would be no suitable men to bring home to mom if I was to choose from my boat mates; and finally I just couldn't keep up the dialect : )
Mee booty is bountiful
modern translation: I need to go to the gym
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